Awarded to individual who have played Star Trek games competitively online and chatted in the chat rooms with their online trekie 'friends'. I know, this is sad... My handle was Nymph, cuz I'm THAT cool : )
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Level 30 Lightning Wizard Badge.
Awarded to individuals who work long and hard hours achieving high level spells in DnD or Magic. Often this requires the individual to cut off all ties with society for extended periods of time.Those who strive for this badge often lose their jobs or ruin relationships with their dedication.
The Rocket Man Badge
Awarded to individuals who have made an attempt to build a dangerous or fictional vehicle or device they have seen on a TV show. Obtaining this badge is usually expensive and results in some form of injury they are too embarrased to explain to medical proffesionals, therefore fabricate an implosible lie or leave it untended.
The One Step Short Of Drag Badge
Awarded to individuals who take pleasure in dressing up as their favorite fantasy or sci-fi character.Striving for this badge usually results in the individual remaining a virgin for the rest of their lives.
The Badge of Misguided Trust
This badge is for individuals who are known to not trust others untill they have sealed their pact by method of "Pinky Swearing".Those same individuals are usually also shocked when someone breaks the "sacred" oath of pinky swearedness and/or do not see it as a binding agreement.
These people are fooled often.
Helping mom with the laundry badge
Awarded to individuals who have finally learned to wipe correctly, thereby not leaving stains in their drawers for mom to scrape off when she washes them.
The "This Was The Last Time I saw a Vagina" Nerd Badge
The "I Obtained All Three Baby Dragons (Red, Dark and Emerald) in WOW" Badge
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The "I correct people on the nature of fantastical creatures as if it were grammar" Badge
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